I am Just A SLIPPIN, SLIPPIN...AWAY

Well,
I thought,

After the past nights
Debauchery
I should get on the
Scale

Not grow
Them,
I think they naturally form
On Pisces

But
An ACTUAL SCALE

I close my eyes
Look
Down

What do you know?
I've lost almost
10 LBS
In about two weeks

YIPEEEEE

OR

MAYBE

NOT

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG,

WITH ME?